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    Oh S*H*I*T!

    LOL

    Really Oh S*H*I*T! If you gotta go during an event.... WHAT DO YOU DO?

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    oh ****

    Play a real long song.

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    I thought that was why they made those portable camping potties?
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    Walgreens sells adult diapers that don't show too much under your tux. Also there is A LOT OF ROOM under the table. Hmmmmmmm
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    "What song is it you want to hear?"

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    Re: Oh S*H*I*T!

    Originally posted by Professor Jam
    LOL

    Really Oh S*H*I*T! If you gotta go during an event.... WHAT DO YOU DO?
    cue the next song up, switch the control cables from fader start to "piggy back" mode, put the fader in the center and find the exit nearest to the restroom

    I generally allow myself plenty of time before the event to go eat something, take a leak and wash up so I haven't experienced this problem yet, but did have to take a phone call once from my wife (who was giving birth at that moment), so I went to the lobby for better reception, I let the bride know ahead of time that I may have to pop out, since I dropped my wife off at the hospital that morning

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    Talking

    In-a-gada-da-vida baby !!!



    JOE

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    Jam, if you haven't figured out the answer by now, I don't think I can be of any help to you.

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    Talking From the desk of Scott Susor...

    If you don't eat at an event you drastically reduce your chance of having do deal with this issue

    Scott?


    JOE

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    On second thought let me share. I have always been regular. Just like clock work, every morning at 7:00-7:08 I find relief.

    My biggest problem, I just wish I could wake up before 6:59.

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    Give a crash course to my roadie on how to press play on the CD player

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    WHOA !!!

    Way too much info Joe





    Thanks anyway

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    Hehehe

    I hand over to the husband so I can go and he can DJ. Gotta love DJ'ing in TWOSIES
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    Same as eating -- I invite the entire crowd to watch me!

    Scott

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    Go to the doctor and ask him. "Why can't I be like Joe?."
    Rebuilding Western PA from the sound system up...

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    Originally posted by Scott Susor
    Same as eating -- I invite the entire crowd to watch me!

    Scott
    Scott,

    Now that is WAY TO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Butt funny as hell.)
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    Used to be put in a long song... like the 8 minute mix of C'mon Ride the Train or Paradise By The Dashboard Light.

    Now days, my computer always has at least one set in the play que. I can pretty much sneak off to take care of business and be back in plenty of time to launch the next killer set.

    Now I just need to work on getting a wireless remote so I can DJ from the john if I need to... hehe.

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    Not a good answer Scott as many have mentioned when eating they eat in the kitchen or another private area... However, what do you do? Do you put on Hotel Califorina or some other long mix and head to the restroom? or like your suggestion to bring a cooler to eat out of...Do you bring a portapotty or depends?

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    Professor, why are you so interested in my defacation habits?

    If you're trying to make a point about the booth being unmanned when I go take a dump -- sorry, that won't work. I don't recall ever having to clense my colon during an event, but if I did, then Doreen would be manning the booth. And vice-versa also.

    Sorry to disappoint you in your quest to make me look bad.

    Scott

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    That reminds me...

    Year's ago I featured bar "interview's from the restroom" complete with intentional commode flushings when wireless mics first came into popularity. Usually I'd send a young woman in to interview the guys.

    I used to have some very crazy shows.
    Rebuilding Western PA from the sound system up...

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