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    Liver and onions!!!

    Ummmm Ummmmm Good!!!
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    Cool Kill 'em all...let God sort 'em out!

    You want GUTZ? YOU GOT IT! Dancing hamsters meet your
    maker!

    http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster/
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    Jim..


    Am I counting these posts just up to 1,000... or should I keep up with this to the end so I don't have to go through this again....


    I have the first 36 pages tallied... hope to have this finished soon.. I am going cross-eyed......
    Shirl ::wolfie:
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    intending to arriving safely
    in an attractive,
    well preserved body,
    but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand,
    martini in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, worn out,
    screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    We might have to take up a collection for Sid so he can buy a new hard drive to have somewhere to store this thread!
    Unplugged & Powered Down

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    Question

    Hmmmmmmmm....

    New hard drive???? Wonder how much that would cost???

    How big of one would we need do you think???
    Shirl ::wolfie:
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    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
    intending to arriving safely
    in an attractive,
    well preserved body,
    but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand,
    martini in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, worn out,
    screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    Talking

    Hello
    I know this is a real strict thread, so please, please forgive me for going off topic.
    But I thought I would share this with everyone.
    There is a sign in the men's room at the club I work that says:

    Please

    Do Not

    Throw Anything

    In The

    Urinal



    Just thought I would share that with all my friends.
    Arthur Maggiore
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    Arrow

    Artie... Artie.. Artie....


    You know how these guys are... they will be soooo upset when they find out you changed the topic.... I don't know if I want to see this...

    Good luck Artie...
    Shirl ::wolfie:
    Night Wolf Entertainment

    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
    intending to arriving safely
    in an attractive,
    well preserved body,
    but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand,
    martini in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, worn out,
    screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    Lightbulb

    I always liked the signs by the urinals in a bar where I worked:
    "The same hands that cook your food have to retrieve items thrown into the urinals. Please help keep our bathrooms clean." As I recall, it worked pretty good!
    Stu Chisholm,
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    Today I had
    Texas Toast with grilled bananas.
    Arthur Maggiore
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    I know that I'm really going to catch h*** from the staunch stick to the topic gods, but I have a real question here.



    Jamesanderson59
    or Jim for short

    I know you posted it on one of these boards already, but I can't remember where (memory failing)

    Could you please post the name of the club you work in so when I get to Vegas in February I can look you up and say hi!
    Arthur Maggiore
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    Stew
    My fav when I worked at a General Motors Assembly plant was one that said.
    "Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria"
    Arthur Maggiore
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    Arrow

    Another cool one was "No Ball Playing"
    Stu Chisholm,
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    Speaking of sports-
    The Red Sox s**k

    and

    Drew who?
    Arthur Maggiore
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    Exclamation

    Yes, but the RED WINGS RULE!
    Stu Chisholm,
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    Originally posted by sheWolfe
    Am I counting these posts just up to 1,000... or should I keep up with this to the end so I don't have to go through this again...
    I guess you could go more if you like... I was just interested in the stats for the first 1k.
    I hope you're not trying to actually read this whole thread as you go. I tried it, and I'm not sure that I can still reproduce.
    Anyway, 1st,2nd & 3rd place honors for the 1st 1,000...after that, it's your call.
    Do you think this puppy will make it to 2,000?
    JIM ANDERSON
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    Jim..

    We will see how it goes.. if I don't go insane trying to do this in the first place.. and NO.. I am not trying to read this as I go.. Just tic marking off each persons posts.... I may be dumb at times and act like a blonde... but I am not stupid... Although I thought of printing it out for posterity sake...

    As for whether or not we make it to 2,000... part of that will be determined by our ability to remain annoying and off topic... and the other part by the powers that be....






    GO BUCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Even though Pittsburgh sucks in any sport lately... loyalty dies hard...)





    Never tried grilled banana's.... wonder if that would be allowed on my diet???? The Texas toast would be a definite No-No!!
    Shirl ::wolfie:
    Night Wolf Entertainment

    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
    intending to arriving safely
    in an attractive,
    well preserved body,
    but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand,
    martini in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, worn out,
    screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    New Vocabulary Words


    1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the
    subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    5) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.

    6) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

    7) Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that leads to sex.

    8) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
    until you realize it was your money to start with.

    9) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.
    Shirl ::wolfie:
    Night Wolf Entertainment

    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
    intending to arriving safely
    in an attractive,
    well preserved body,
    but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand,
    martini in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, worn out,
    screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    ESSOAZZHOLE-A person who cuts through a gas station parking lot just to avoid the light and the two cars ahead of him.

    NARCOLEPSY-The fit of exitement your sister displays, just before she goes and tattles to your mother about something you should not have done.

    HIPPOSUCTION-What a woman has done at the plastic surgeon to make her look less like a hippo.

    PECKERSTRETCHER-What they use to carry woodpeckers to the animal hospital.

    FANNYPACK- (See Richard Gere)

    HOBOSEXUAL-The guy in the singles bar, dressed in wrinkled clothes he bought at Goodwill,who will eventually get around to hitting on you.

    BUYSEXUAL- A man who pays for sex.

    RELATIVE HUMIDITY- The sweat that forms on your brow while you are screwing your brother's wife.

    DILLDOUGH- Money you save in an old dillpickle jar.

    WIFE-An attachment you screw onto the bed to get the housework done.

    VEGETARIAN-An old indian word meaning " crappy hunter".

    EPICURIAN- The jerk who only eats the skin off the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
    JIM ANDERSON
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    Jim... I just have to do the final tally.... Hopefully by Monday I will have results for you...

    Stu...


    Have a picture for you... I think your going to like it...

    Ever wonder what's under those turbans????
    Attached Images Attached Images
    Shirl ::wolfie:
    Night Wolf Entertainment

    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
    intending to arriving safely
    in an attractive,
    well preserved body,
    but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand,
    martini in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, worn out,
    screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    Cool



    Shirl,
    Thanks. We should combine all the stats, honors, recipies and quotes into one volume...Kinda like "The Official Annoying Thread Tour Book". Comes complete with the soundtack attached on CD-R.


    Artie,
    You'll be looking for a little place about two blocks east of the strip called "The Tender Trap" 311 E.Flamingo Rd. Not hard to find at all. The place used to be a Jazz Bar in the 60's, Frequented by The Rat Pack and other Vegas notables...In the late 70's they changed over to a Gentlemen's club format under the same owner. The place does bang up buisness with the locals during the season. I'm on after Midnight Su,Mo,Wed,Fri, & 6 til 12 on Thurs. No cover charge...come on down.

    To the rest of the world at large...Wanna play a game?

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=32070
    JIM ANDERSON
    Mile High DJ Guy
    "If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead." ~ Johnny Carson

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