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Thread: Side Conversation Annoying YES! Part 7

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    Side Conversation Annoying YES! Part 7

    That's right you asked for it you all got it.
    And because of it I get the first new page

    YEE HA
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    WooHoo Second post in part 7!

    Happy Halloween all. Tonight is mischief night.. Keep your porch lights on!

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    Wow -- y'all scared me a moment when I saw the "closed" button at the bottom of Part 6. Would be nice to include one final post with a LINK to this one!

    Sorry to be MIA so much. Still working on my project...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Price View Post
    That's right you asked for it you all got it.
    And because of it I get the first new page

    YEE HA


    pssst... Ed... what the heck happened to part 6... I didn't have the final post and view stats.. and now I can't find it...
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    well preserved body,
    but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand,
    martini in the other,
    body thoroughly used up, worn out,
    screaming, "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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    Is this just a post pumping thread?
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    Cool

    Part 7!! Yay!!

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    Cool

    Ed closed the old one at 2999 posts . . . so nobody got the coveted #3000!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyS View Post
    Is this just a post pumping thread?
    No, this is definitely NOT a post pumping thread, although many of us have...er..."benefitted" in that way. This is Club Annoying. You can find parts 1 - 6 (presumably) in the archives. The best explanation for this thread is to read post #1. We've just taken it to extremes.

    This is also a bit of a refuge from the storm that can be the "upstairs." No flames allowed (or needed), no stress....just some friends n' colleagues getting together for annoying purposes. We've got a pretty cool clubhouse, so take a look around. Or just belly up to the bar for a cold beverage. Just be careful of the fish tank -- the poor critters have been traumatized. And whatever you do, DON'T plug-in the jukebox!

    Enjoy!
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    Copyright 1999 - 2009 Ed Price
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyS View Post
    Is this just a post pumping thread?
    Oh, yea...I almost forgot. Don't piss-off the all-powerful Comedy Hour Director! He's a good guy, but don't take no ****.
    Stu Chisholm,
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJStuCrew View Post

    And whatever you do, DON'T plug-in the jukebox!

    And, the most important thing NOT to do . . .

    Don't pull Ed's finger!

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    Damn Ed,

    A PM would have been sufficent. So much for a sense of humor. It sure looked like a pump your post count with the lack of any content that I saw in the previous or posts since.

    I'm glad that not all the mods are so firm handed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Price View Post
    That's right you asked for it you all got it.
    And because of it I get the first new page

    YEE HA
    I got it? I don't get it.

    Now, that's annoying, LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyS View Post
    Damn Ed,

    A PM would have been sufficent. So much for a sense of humor. It sure looked like a pump your post count with the lack of any content that I saw in the previous or posts since.

    I'm glad that not all the mods are so firm handed.
    So, it is content you want? Be careful for what you ask for because you might actually get it...


    "Kids! I don't know what's the matter with kids today."
    - - - - - -
    A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why
    our country is in trouble:

    1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so
    that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

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    2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to
    Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport
    information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look
    stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts," Without trying to make her look
    stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in
    Africa." Her response - click.

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    3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida
    package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He
    said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not
    possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't
    lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!"

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    4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible
    to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so
    close on the map."
    .............................................

    5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could
    rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had
    only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a
    car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to
    drive between gates to save time."
    ---------------------------------------------------

    6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know
    how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am and got to
    Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of
    Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I
    told her the plane went fast and she bought that.

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    7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your
    physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to
    whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked
    in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm
    overweight. I think that's very rude!"

    After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I
    was laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is
    (FAT), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

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    8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to
    Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper
    to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

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    9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked,
    "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant,
    to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these
    planes have numbers on them."

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    10. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola,
    Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked
    if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane.
    She said, "Yeah, whatever, smarty!"
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    11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents
    he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about
    passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've
    been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double
    checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he
    said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have
    accepted my American Express!"

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    12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I
    want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words.
    Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"
    Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady.
    After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've
    looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino
    anywhere."

    The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it
    is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and
    finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?"
    The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal".

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    So does the above help make it clearer why our Government is in
    trouble?
    This brother is free. Ill be what I want to be!

    Tom "Deacon Blues" Ohlendorf, President
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    Speaking of planes, I haven't been on one for about two years ago when the wife and I went to Vegas for the Mobile Beat Expo.

    This thing about liquids and the even tighter precautions since the last flight have me in a quandry. see, I can't take any knitting needles on board because I am sure people will think I am knitting an Afghan.
    This brother is free. Ill be what I want to be!

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    And, speaking of post count, I just noticed that the last one got me to 2,500. Woo Hoo....
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    Tom,

    Be careful, Ed might delete your post
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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyS View Post
    Tom,

    Be careful, Ed might delete your post
    That would be annoying, wouldn't it?
    This brother is free. Ill be what I want to be!

    Tom "Deacon Blues" Ohlendorf, President
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    I can tell you from experience, I wasn't pleased
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    Oh, I see that Ed is from New Jersey, damn Yankee!
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